My girlfriend was Rainbow Brite for Halloween. I was Starlite, her magical horse. I made my costume and was really excited about it. Until I put it all on and realized rather than being the most magnificent horse in the universe, I was the most frightening horse in Chicago.
Here’s something that was said by strangers that night.
GIRL: (About my two friends) Hey look it’s Brad and Angelina.
And Rainbow Brite!
GUY: (about me) And.. What the fuck?
I also got, “look it’s a pig!”, “check out that chicken”, and “these costumes are scaring the shit out of me… especially that one”
Over all, it was a pretty good night.
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maizzycakes said:
You are rather terrifying..
I love your girlfriend’s costume.
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